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A name, a title or the last word. Pick yours, get the certificate and show it off in the group chat.
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Official Names
Plenty of people share your name. Only one gets to be official. Find your name and make the unnecessary distinction.
Exclusive Titles
Titles in eight fronts, from stans to gaming, from rizz to roots. You claim it, you pay, and the Registry records who holds it. Nobody judges, votes or awards it: the claim is yours.
The Last Word
The conversation is over. One person has the last word. Everyone else has an opportunity to change that. Each calendar year is a new season, with its own address.
The Only Verified Person
Exactly one badge. Each calendar year is a new season, with its own address.
The One-Member Club
Capacity: one. Waiting list: none. Admission requirement: pay more. A club with very little room for disagreement. Each calendar year is a new season, with its own address.
Own a Word
Coffee. Chaos. Nothing. Words belong to everyone. Their records are a little more exclusive.
Own This Day
A birthday, a favourite date, or a day with no particular significance. Pick a day of the calendar, year included, and put your name on it.
The Queue to Nowhere
No destination. No reward. No estimated arrival time. Just a permanent place in a remarkably orderly queue.
The Last Person Online
The last person online to pay for absolutely nothing. A position that can be measured in milliseconds.
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