The Queue to Nowhere
Join the most useless queue in the world.
No destination. No reward. No estimated arrival time. Just a permanent place in a remarkably orderly queue.
Estimated time to arrive nowhere: never.
- In the queue
- Tickets called
- Oldest ticket
- Your service
The queue
Who is in the queue?
How it works
A queue that moves towards nowhere.
Take a ticket
Every ticket costs the same and gets the next number of the queue, in eight digits.
The queue does not move
No ticket is ever called. The position never changes, cannot be transferred and leads nowhere.
It stays on the record
Your ticket enters the public history, with your name, your phrase and the moment you arrived.
Get a ticket
Your turn will never come. Your ticket will.
Fixed price, no dispute. The final position is set when the payment clears.
- How much
- Your profile
- Payment
1 of 3
How much is it?
Fixed price, no dispute.
Rules
What is agreed?
- Fixed price
- Every ticket costs the same. There is no bid, no dispute and no rising minimum.
- Final position
- The final position is assigned only when the payment settles.
- No swaps
- The position never changes, cannot be transferred and promises no future benefit.
- Payment reversed
- A reversed payment voids the position, without renumbering the queue.
- Public history
- Tickets, names and the order of arrival stay recorded. The public name can be corrected or anonymised.